Why be a man?

[Fragger]

Why be a man?

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Night Football
6. You don't have to monitor your friends'sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every
shot of someone crying.
12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why "Stripes" is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.

If you've got more ideas why it's great to be a man, post them here.

[McFiro]

21. You don't give a damn about royal weddings (e.g. Kate and William)

[McFiro]

22. You don't lose 4 hours for buying one skirt.

[GhostRider]

23. buying 1 food takes total 15 min not 3 hours and 400 dollars

[The_Boss]

24. World is ur urinal

[Hadmaster]

25. Its not intresting for you, how you look, that George Clooney is a single and so on

[McFiro]

26. No menstrual cycles :O

[gast128]

27. U can still be attractive after you are 25

[Confector]

28. You don't have 24 hour smooth-time window down there. ;)

[Pepz]

29. Underwear - 3€ for 3pack.

[I-2-Stupid]

30. Open bottles of beer in 100 different types!

cheers

[Confector]

31. You don't have to sit down to pee.

[Donwell]

32. You are able to go to the bathroom on your own.

[Pepz]

33. You know how to drive the car.

[Hadmaster]

34. You don't need a woman parking place